I can barely contain my unexcitement.

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

irreluhvent:

never wanted to be a microphone stand so bad

irreluhvent:

never wanted to be a microphone stand so bad

johnrulestheworld:

hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm

bryanstars:

if you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you’re lying